OPOSSUM:

NOCTURNAL,
MATERNAL,
NESTIN'
CLANDESTINE,
HANDSOME,
TOOTHSOME,
AWESOME OPOSSUM!

BURROWS,
PINK NOSE,
FIVE TOES,
MARSUPIALS,
EAT SNAILS,
PREHENSILE TAILS.

CLIMB TREES,
HAVE FLEAS,
EAT BERRIES,
FIFTY TEETH,
WHITE HEAD,
WIDESPREAD.

NOCTURNAL,
MATERNAL,
NESTIN',
CLANDESTINE,
HANDSOME,
TOOTHSOME,
AWESOME
OPOSSUM!

HARD CORE,

RABBIT: What is this?
OPOSSUM:

OMNIVORE,

RABBIT: I’m more of a vegetarian myself.
OPOSSUM:

EAT BUGS,

RABBIT: Oh!
OPOSSUM:

EAT SLUGS,

RABBIT: Well, that’s disgusting.
OPOSSUM:

SOFT FUR,

RABBIT: Must be all the slugs.
OPOSSUM:

CUTE-STER.

RABBIT: Cute?!
OPOSSUM:

NOCTURNAL,
MATERNAL,
NESTIN',
CLANDESTINE,
HANDSOME,
TOOTHSOME,
WIN SOME,
LOSE SOME,
FLOTSAM,
JETSAM,
TOSS 'EM,
CROSS 'EM
AWESOME
OPOSSUM!

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