LYRICS

FAIRY: D… E… F… Food. Here we go. Food Pranks: (Reading.) Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah... A-HA! (Reading definition.) The Old Switcheroo: The mischief-maker switches one mortal’s meal with another’s. Causes the eaters to turn into the person whose food they’re ingesting. Dancing involved. This should definitely score us points with His Mischievousness.
GOBLIN: And it’s got a catchy title!
GOBLIN (cont'd):

PUT YOUR RIGHT HAND IN,
WEAR AN EVIL GRIN,
GONNA PLAY THIS LIKE A
BIG OL' VIOLIN.

PUT YOUR LEFT HAND IN,
FEEL IT TOUCH YOUR SKIN,
TAKE A BREATH AND NOW WE'RE
READY TO BEGIN.

NOW YOU CLAP YOUR HANDS,
UTTER THESE COMMANDS,
SAY IT SLOWLY SO WE
REALLY UNDERSTAND.

FLIP-FLOP, SWIP-SWAP,
HOW DO YOU DO?
LET'S GIVE 'EM THE OLD SWITCHEROO!

IT'S THE GAME IN WHICH
TO DO A SWAP AND SWITCH,
AND IT'S ADDICTIVE NOW
REALLY GOT THE ITCH.

IT'S A FUNNY TRICK,
BUT YOU MUST BE SLICK.
CUZ IF YOU KEEP IT CLEAN
THEN YOU CAN KEEP IT QUICK

GRAB A HOLD, REAL TIGHT,
GOTTA BE JUST RIGHT,
OH IT'S REALLY GONNA
HIT THE FAN TONIGHT!

FLIP-FLOP, SWIP-SWAP,
HOW DO YOU DO?
LET'S GIVE 'EM THE OLD SWITCHEROO!

FLIP-FLOP, SWIP-SWAP
HOW DO YOU DO?
LET'S GIVE 'EM THE OLD SWITCHEROO!

WELL, I'VE GOT A HUNCH
WHEN IT COMES TO LUNCH,
THEY'RE A FUSSY, PICKY,
PICKY, FUSSY BUNCH.

SO TO SET 'EM STRAIGHT,
GONNA OPERATE,
AND MAKE 'EM TAKE A BITE
THAT REALLY PACKS A PUNCH

SAY THE MAGIC WORD
THOUGH IT SEEMS ABSURD,
IT'S THE EARLIER IDEA
YOU MAY HAVE HEARD:

FLIP-FLOP, SWIP-SWAP,
HOW DO YOU DO?
LET'S GIVE 'EM THE OLD SWITCHEROO!

NOW, ON MY CUE:
NO FURTHER ADO,
LET'S GIVE 'EM THE OLD SWITCHEROO!

IT'S THE TRIED AND TRUE,
I THINK WE'RE READY TO
GIVE 'EM THE OLD
SWITCHEROO!