SALAMANDER:

EASTERN TIGER SALAMANDER ADVENTURE
CAN'T BE FOUND
UNDERGROUND.

DIGGING BURROWS IN THE SOIL WON'T QUENCH YOUR
THIRST FOR FUN.
CAN'T BE DONE.

OTHER ANIMALS CAN RAMBLE AND ROAM.
ME, I'M STUCK IN SUBTERRANEAN LOAM.

EASTERN TIGER SALAMANDER ADVENTURE,
WON'T YOU COME TO ME?

SQUIRREL mopes on.
SALAMANDER (cont'd): Northern Flying Squirrel adventure!
SQUIRREL: Hey, Salamander.
SALAMANDER: What's wrong?
SQUIRREL: Just thinking about my wing-loading coefficient.
SALAMANDER: What?
SQUIRREL: Nothing.
SALAMANDER: I think I understand. I've been doing a little soil searching myself.
SQUIRREL: Oh yeah?
SALAMANDER:

IF YOU'RE THINKING OF A LITTLE ADVENTURE,
DON'T APPEAR
CAVALIER

IF IT DOESN'T WORK A HUNDRED PERCENT, YOUR
ON A LIMB,
SINK OR SWIM.

IF YOUR DREAM IS JUST A PIE IN THE SKY,
WHAT'S THE POINT OF EVEN STARTING TO TRY?

WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU IMAGINE ADVENTURE
IF YOU CAN'T LEAVE HOME?

SQUIRREL: Nuts to that. Don't you think you're being a little defeatist?
SALAMANDER: Just being realistic.
SQUIRREL: The fur is always warmer on the other species.
SALAMANDER: Huh?
SQUIRREL:

A COMMON DOLPHIN COULDN'T CLIMB UP A TREE,
BUT IT CAN SWIM.
GOOD FOR HIM.

A HOWLER MONKEY COULDN'T LIVE IN THE SEA,
BUT IT CAN FLAIL
ON ITS TAIL.

A DOG WILL TAKE ITS OWNER OUT TO THE PARK.
AND EVERY OWL CLEARLY SEES IN THE DARK.

SO, MY FRIEND, I HOPE YOU'RE GLAD JUST TO BE WHAT
YOU WERE BORN TO BE.

EASTERN TIGER SALAMANDERS WILL BE WHAT
THEY WERE BORN TO BE.

SQUIRREL & SALAMANDER:

LOOK AROUND, BECAUSE IT'S EASY TO SEE, WHAT
YOU WERE BORN TO BE.

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