TOM’S MOM: Tom, phone again.
TOM: Hello?
MUFFY: Hi, Tom!
TOM: Elise?
MUFFY: Yes, What are you doing?
TOM: You know, homework, still. Did you… forget something?
MUFFY: Yes! I forgot to tell you that…
MURPHY (prompting Muffy):

I DON'T REALLY LIKE YOU

MUFFY (to Tom):

I DON'T REALLY LIKE YOU

MURPHY:

AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONIONS

MUFFY:

AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONIONS

MURPHY:

I'VE SEEN YOU EAT YOUR BOOGERS

MUFFY:

I'VE SEEN YOU EAT YOUR BOOGERS

TOM: What?
MUFFY:

AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONIONS.
OH YEAH!

TOM:Uh … are you, like …
MUFFY: Yeah, uh…
MURPHY:

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE REALLY SMART?

MUFFY:

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE REALLY SMART?

MURPHY:

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?

MUFFY:

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?

MURPHY:

DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO YOURSELF?

MUFFY:

DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO YOURSELF?

TOM: Ahh...
MUFFY:

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE REALLY SMART?
OH YEAH.

TOM (to Pirate): It's Murphy & Muffy. (to phone) Uh, yeah, well. It's okay. I can think of worse people to talk to.
MUFFY: Uh … like … who?
TOM:

LIKE MURPHY AND MUFFY

MUFFY:

LIKE MURPHY AND MUFFY?

TOM:

THEY'RE SO ANNOYING

MUFFY:

YEAH THEY'RE ANNOYING…

TOM:

THEY'RE JUST, LIKE, HUFFY AND PUFFY

MUFFY:

THEY'RE JUST HUFFY AND PUFFY?

TOM:

THEY'RE SO ANNOYING
OH YEAH.

MUFFY: Uh...
TOM: Tell Murphy I say hello.
MUFFY: Okay, I … wait!
TOM hangs up.
PIRATE: Give her a call, laddie.
TOM dials Elise
ELISE: Hello?
TOM: Hi, Elise. It's good to hear your real voice.
ELISE: Thanks?
TOM: Listen, I think I have an idea for two new characters for your safari play…
PIRATE: Smart move!

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