ELLIE: The pieces are moving. It looks like they’re becoming… oh no.

ELEVEN TINY ROBOTS emerge from the closet. They begin circling the KIDS.

TINY ROBOTS:

BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP,
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP,
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP,
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP,
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP,
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP.

BIANCA: This is a nightmare.
PENELOPE: At least they stopped beeping.

TINY ROBOTS:

BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP,
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP,
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP,
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP,
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP,
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP,
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP.

ASHLEY: I’m getting a headache.
JIMBO: And we thought one robot was annoying.

TINY ROBOTS:

BEEEEP, BEEP, BEEEEP,
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP?
BEEEEP, BEEP, BEEEEP,
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP.

PHOEBE: This is the last time I ever help somebody build a robot.
ROLLO: This is the last time I ever help anybody do anything!

TINY ROBOTS:

BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP,
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP,
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP,
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP,
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP,
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP,
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP.

TINY ROBOTS:

YOU ARE FANTASTIC
EVERYTHING YOU DO IS
GREAT AND FANTASTIC
EVERYTHING YOU DO IS
GREAT AND FANTASTIC
EVERYTHING YOU DO IS
GREAT AND FANTASTIC

YOU ARE TERRIFIC
EVERYTHING YOU DO IS
SUPER TERRIFIC
EVERYTHING YOU DO IS
SUPER TERRIFIC
EVERYTHING YOU DO IS
SUPER TERRIFIC

YOU ARE NICE
NICE AND IMPRESSIVE
YOU ARE NICE
NICE AND IMPRESSIVE

YOU ARE AMAZING
EVERYTHING YOU DO IS HIGHLY AMAZING
EVERYTHING YOU DO IS HIGHLY AMAZING
EVERYTHING YOU DO IS HIGHLY AMAZING

BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP…

The TINY ROBOTS “beep beep” their way offstage.